有哪些歌詞讓你捧腹大笑？

題主舉一首歌的歌詞為例，《50 Ways To Say Goodbye》：
My heart is paralyzed
我的心好累
My head was oversized
我的頭好痛

Ill take the high road like I should
我該上高速了
You said its meant to be
你說這是命中註定
That its not you, its me
與我本人無關
Youre leaving now for my own good
分手都是為我好
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說

She went down in an airplane
她搭的飛機墜毀了
Fried getting suntan
她美黑的時候被曬死了
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她掉進裝滿水泥的攪漿機裏了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦

She met a shark under water
她下水被鯊魚喫掉了
Fell and no one caught her
她溺水沒人救她啦
I returned everything I ever bought her
我退掉了所有買給你的東西
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已經想不出更多的藉口

And ways to say you died
去說你咋死的
My pride still feels the sting
我的自尊很受傷
You were my everything
你曾是我的全部
Some day Ill find a love like yours
總有一天我會找到像我愛你一樣愛我的人
(a love like yours)
愛我的人

Shell think Im Superman
在她心中我是大英雄
Not super minivan
而不是小狗熊
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
你怎能在贖罪日和我分手
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流活埋了

Eaten by a lion
她被獅子生吞了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
她被一輛破車碾成肉餅了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦