有哪些歌词让你捧腹大笑？

题主举一首歌的歌词为例，《50 Ways To Say Goodbye》：
My heart is paralyzed
我的心好累
My head was oversized
我的头好痛

Ill take the high road like I should
我该上高速了
You said its meant to be
你说这是命中注定
That its not you, its me
与我本人无关
Youre leaving now for my own good
分手都是为我好
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但别人问起你时我会说

She went down in an airplane
她搭的飞机坠毁了
Fried getting suntan
她美黑的时候被晒死了
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她掉进装满水泥的搅浆机里了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦

She met a shark under water
她下水被鲨鱼吃掉了
Fell and no one caught her
她溺水没人救她啦
I returned everything I ever bought her
我退掉了所有买给你的东西
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已经想不出更多的借口

And ways to say you died
去说你咋死的
My pride still feels the sting
我的自尊很受伤
You were my everything
你曾是我的全部
Some day Ill find a love like yours
总有一天我会找到像我爱你一样爱我的人
(a love like yours)
爱我的人

Shell think Im Superman
在她心中我是大英雄
Not super minivan
而不是小狗熊
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
你怎能在赎罪日和我分手
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但别人问起你时我会说
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流活埋了

Eaten by a lion
她被狮子生吞了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
她被一辆破车碾成肉饼了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦