Step One. Buy a 15-year-old car.

Step Two. Don't do any maintenance in 7 years.

Step Three. Have a nice trip to Half Moon Bay.

If you follow the instructions carefully, you'll have a good chance to hear some weird noise as if there's a pigeon trapped in your engine. 

Lift the hood to find the poor pigeon.

Oooops...There's no pigeon. What's the noise then?

Welcome to Car Maintenance Lesson One. 

Google for answers to the weird noise.

Take pictures of the troubled belt, post it online, ask some experienced friends.

(hours later)

Ah ha, it's the drive belt!

Search for "How to change a drive belt" on youtube.

Order a drive belt on amazon.

Check your doorstep and mailbox repeatedly like a child expecting Santa.

(three days later)

The package arrived!

Do exactly what the big guy did in the video you found.

(hours later)

There you go. All set. 

Don't forget to take some good pictures.

And now, the final, and the most important step.

 

Brag about it on the internet!