Want to hit store? Tell you ,7-11 boss, staff fear most is what hit!!?

Today, belly Gululu the shouting, and I learn brother (Dong Yi-Fu), the two decided to go to 7-11 to buy snack food!

One into the store, to see the manager we know, they picked up a small folding umbrella, knocked to the counter said: "Boss, I Laiza shop Lou!!"

I know the boss to see him I comes again, his face does not cut like saying: "Come on, where it smashed shop worth visiting? You know how we will be afraid to drop it?"

I asked, dumbfounded, and Yi-fu: "This is not afraid to drop it to how you will be afraid ah!?"

Boss, you have to drop it would drop purple, above a bird (Come on, that is Swinhoe's blue pheasant!!) Stack a pile of smashed I would be afraid! Will be scared to squat!

My brother on the spot study said: "We rely, I think you seem to be busy squatted Jianqian it!!"

The boss said, I would squat down to Jian Qian, repeatedly calling to: "Do not! Do not smashed! I to fear, I pray you stop and hit the!!"

We question: "Why? Hit more than the more happy? How will avoiding it?"

Manager said, I am not afraid of you to drop too much money! I'm afraid the money will be staff and your fellow students seized!! "

I learn a brother speechless! Really incredible, the manager has got to the gun nozzle 『less competent, mouth shot like a god』!!

After buying something, I have a brother school to the conclusion, s good! Later someone smashed shop, tell them throwing money at it! Terrible boss dead! Afraid to squat down to Jianqian Lou ....@@"

想砸店嗎?告訴你，7-11的老闆、店員最怕被什麼東西砸!!?

今天，肚子咕嚕嚕的叫著，我和學弟(董奕甫)，兩人決定到7-11買宵夜喫!

一進到店內，看到我們熟悉的店長，便拿起小摺傘，敲向櫃臺說到：「老闆，我來砸店瞜!!」

老闆看到我便知道我又再鬧他，一臉不削樣的說：「拜託，這樣砸店哪有看頭?你知道怎麼砸我們才會害怕嗎?」

我和奕甫傻眼的問道：「這樣都不怕，那要怎麼砸你才會怕啊!?」

老闆說，你要砸就要砸紫色的，上面有一隻小鳥(拜託，那是藍腹鷴!!)一疊一疊的砸我才會害怕!還會嚇的蹲下來!

我和學弟當場說到：「靠，我看你好像是忙著蹲下來撿錢吧!!」

老闆說，我會蹲下來撿錢，一邊喊到：「不要!不要再砸了!我好怕，我求你別再砸了!!」

我們疑問到：「為什麼?砸越多不是越開心嗎? 怎麼會喊不要呢?」

店長說，我不是怕你砸太多錢!我是怕那些錢會被店員和你同學撿走!!」

我和學弟無言了!真厲害，店長嘴砲已經練到『技不如人，嘴砲如神』!!

買完東西，我和學弟有了個結論，好嘛!以後有人要砸店，就叫他砸錢吧!老闆可怕死了!怕到蹲下來撿錢瞜....@@"