KATIE HOPKINS on why Britain』s drunk young women need to cover up and calm down | Daily Mail Online
I know it"s warm out, girls, but this really isn"t cool! KATIE HOPKINS on why Britain』s drunk young women need to cover up and calm down... or else
ByKatie Hopkins for MailOnline
Published: 14:23 GMT, 22 December 2015 | Updated: 22:48 GMT, 22 December 2015
I don』t know how to put this any other way. But I』ve had enough of seeing your girlie bits clapping in the breeze as you lie on the pavement, Spanx rolled around your knees.
Enough of playsuits, rammed up the dark crevasse of Summer, enough of the body con dress rolled up under the armpits of Nicole, who is semi-conscious eating a kebab.
And it』s a no to the nude trouser-suit from Leanne, splashed with wee, flashing a side-boob that』s gone the whole ham.
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Party spirit: Two revellers are seen looking over another in London during "Black Eye Friday" last week
This has got to stop!
Three out of four admissions to A&E last weekend were due to drink. Can you imagine preparing for a night shift knowing what is coming your way?
Not just from the booze itself, but from the fights, falls and fisticuffs people are inclined to have after a night on 50p shots with tequila chasers.
It not only the boys who are at it. A&E admissions for alcohol poisoning have doubled in six years, with the highest rates amongst girls aged 15 to 19.
I purposefully take my young daughters to watch the drunk man who staggers about near our local pub to see how sad he looks. At 11 and 10 they feel sorry for him, but hide behind the cereals in the local Spar if he comes in, because of the smell.
I show them pictures of Summer, Leanne and Nicole and ask them to imagine my face if I ever saw pictures of them like this. Maybe fear will keep them sober?
It seems the poorer you are – or the further North you go from London - the more you are drinking to cope with life. There is an exotic choice of dress and shoe for a Saturday night in Scunthorpe to numb the pain of it all.
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Assistance: Two men lie on the floor in Swansea, South Wales, as a police officer tries to help last Saturday
There are three obvious solutions;
1) Move South
Although frankly, having seen the way you eat fried chicken in just your spanx, I fear you may scare the tourists.
2) Lay off the cheap shots
This is never going to happen. Girls living their lives on social media made clinically uncertain of their looks or ability, gain confidence from the bottom of a cheap bottle of rum.
I have lectured my daughters on this matter too. Girls are weird and judge each other by things like handbags and hair extensions. Both of which can be bought. Personality can』t.
3) Start penalising people for their poor decision making
And this is our best option.
Dullards working for political parties or quangos attracting European subsidies will suggest we increase the price of alcohol by 10p a shot.
Imagining Chantelle is going to give two stuffs a bloke introduced to her as blackhead Bruce due to his chronic skin condition, is now paying an additional 10p a time to get her paralytic, is deluded.
Might I remind you we charge people 30p to use public toilets? When you need to pee, you will pay. Whatever the cost. Drinking… peeing. Very much the same cycle.
Revellers take to the streets on booziest night of the yearAsking police to arrest, prosecute and fine individuals is workable, but results in a poor relations between those trying to keep people out of harm and those desperate to seek trouble at any cost.
Having spent time in A&E with drunks needing urgent care – whilst trying to thump the doctors and nurses trying to administer it - police were a huge presence all over the emergency room where my arm was being relocated.
They even helped me to a commode in my time of need, for which they have my thanks.
I believe fining drunks for their behaviour is part of the solution. Using A&E because of the state you have drunk yourself into has to come at a price.
The taxpayer cannot keep footing the bill, nor do they want to compete with you for attention when they have a real problem not of their own making.
Clearly no one is going to pay up on the spot. But recouping costs from a young population desperate to keep drinking until they can』t, will at least go some way to freeing up resources to treat those in genuine need.
I used to work for a major drinks company. Their message was DRINK RESPONSIBLY.
We aren』t listening. It』s time to pay for irresponsibility instead.
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