爲啥大學不是我的整容所而成了增肥所？！
就像學姐學長說的，時間是把殺豬刀，大學是所整容院，像大四學姐一樣膚白貌美大長腿，像大四學長一樣成爲行走的漫畫男主角，是多少大一新生在接下來的四年裏堅定不移的夢想~
你以爲大學四年會爲你的顏值負責任，想象自己從一般般的外貌水平飛昇到回頭率60%的中上等顏值。
然而...現實是：
請大家對號入座一下叭。
說好的整容所，怎麼就成了增肥所！
拍照軟件的實力不容小覷
高三的照片PK大四的照片，這本身就不公平好伐，800萬像素+無拍照經驗的拍攝者 VS 2000萬柔光雙攝人物成像+45°仰望天空的資深自拍專家。你猜，誰會贏？同等顏值，同等身材的前提下，後者完勝有木有？
Three photos PK senior photos, this is not fair, 8 million pixels + no camera experience shooting VS 20 million soft double subject person imaging +45 degrees look up at the sky senior expert self. Who do you think will win? The same value, the same figure, under the premise of the latter victory, right?
不會用PS還不會用美圖秀秀嗎
只是發個朋友圈而已，只是發個微博而已，只是用作手機屏保而已，只是上傳個頭像而已。完全不需要精修呀~磨皮、瘦臉、大眼、美白、濾鏡、想看美女帥哥嗎？我修圖給你看呀！
Just send a friend circle, just send a micro-blog just, as a mobile phone screen saver, just upload an avatar . Don't need refinement ~ microdermabrasion, thin face, big eyes, white, filters, want to see the beautiful guy? Let me show you some photos!
可控與不可控的都很多
排除一切外因，內因也是關鍵，臉型不可控，化妝水平總可控吧；身高不可控，肌肉總可控吧；智商不可控，情商總可控吧；專業不可控，內涵總可控吧！顏值不是絕對，主要看氣質！
Get rid of all external factors, internal factors is the key, the face is not controllable, the level of total makeup controllable; height is not controllable, muscle total controllable; IQ is not controllable, EQ total control it; the professional is not controllable, the connotation of total controllable! Yan value is not absolute, mainly see temperament!
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別人的四年的是怎麼過的？你的四年是怎麼過的？別人健身游泳的時候，你吃了睡；別人看書學樂器的時候，你睡了吃；別人旅行學外語的時候，你吃了睡，睡了吃...
How do others spend four years? How did you spend your four years? When other people exercise and swim, you eat and sleep; when others read books and learn musical instruments, you sleep; when others travel and learn foreign languages, you eat, sleep, sleep and eat...
