學妹的煩惱第一季

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來來來,小尚整理了一批小哥哥妹子們的口述,請各位對號入座:

「我媽說我媽八字不合!」——你媽咋沒說咱倆性別不合呢?!

「跟你分手是為了你好,我給不了你幸福!」——你特么早幹嘛啦?

「我覺得我們不合適」——那你跟誰合適?天上的嫦娥姐姐么?

「是我配不上你!」——你當初「配」我的時候怎麼不這麼說?

「我最近太忙,沒時間談戀愛。」——你是想24小時徹夜不眠的搬磚去?

「我累了」——追我的時候跑兩條街都沒累,現在走兩步就累了?

「你的缺點太多了!」——只想回一句MMP

「我們是沒有未來的。」——未來是創造的,不是你用眼睛看的。

冷暴力分手什麼都不說,最欠抽,沒有之一!

好了,你還聽過哪些想抽人的分手理由,說說吧!


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